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1. Thou shall not wear Burberry, Shox or Tn etc
2. Chavs are the scum of the earth, convert them or destroy them
3. Never give a horse a carrot unless you want it to brake someone's foot
4. No assholyism allowed
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10½. th sha no ea noo of th cha whi sitt
o th lit to an swir rou i lar circ
(we are not sure but sources suggest it is half a commandment because only half the letters of every word are there.one idea is that it
may mean-thou shalt not eat noodles off thy chair while sitting on thy little toe and swirling round in large circles. as
you can obviously see this commandment creates the core foundations of Jack's great philosophy on life).
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